Twelve Days of Fast Fiction, Day 01: WHY CAN’T REINDEER FLY?

neil-gaiman:

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Neil Gaiman is a multi-award winning writer of comic books, novels, screenplays and at least three ransom notes. It’s a little known fact that Neil was the 2007 Arkansas pancake eating champion. 

 He’s been a friend for almost 20 years. 

Title: Why Can’t Reindeer Fly? 

Word: apothecary 

Challenger: Neil Gaiman 

Length: 200 words exactly 

Have I ever been to Arkansas? I know I want to go there, very much…