Mathematical Pick-Up Lines
- I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
- I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
- You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
- I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
- I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
- I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
- I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
- Hey…nice asymptote.
- I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
- If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
- I wish i was your problem set, because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
- My love is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded.
- You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
- Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.
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