My mom came in to ask me if I like the Smaug shirt with or without the word Smaug.
Me: what Smaug shirt?
Her: a T-shirt
Me: yes, what Smaug shirt?
Her: T-SHIRT!
Me: well I don’t see it! What does it look like?
Her: It’s a Smaug shirt! Do you want the words on it or not.
Me: you know there’s like, 50 kinds of Smaug shirts out there?
Her: well its the one with or without words.
Me: forget it. I don’t want the shirt.
And that is the first time I have ever turned down something Tolkien related.